Lovely, or maybe not, Schnozzles (on cars ...... eventually!)

[bauble]

I see that on the EFF1 fread there is a discussion about 'Ugly Noses'.

Luckily it is not on this section, otherwise I cold see it becoming very personal given the propensity of certain participants in 'Historic Racing' to insult each other at the drop of a crash helmet.

Make what you like of this you ugly bunch of old gits.


PS;

[John Turner]

Oh dear, Bob getting bored again. Trouble is, it's hard to slap down some-one that is SOOOOOO old, so I suppose we have to tolerate these outburst sometimes!

[delta]

Well I'm confused by it all .sling I'm on the lighter side John

[bauble]

Originally Posted by delta

Well I'm confused by it all .sling I'm on the lighter side John

Please don't stick your nose in where it's not wanted

[rwintle]

Does this topic have anything to do with the Grid Girls thread?

[Mike Bell]

Originally Posted by John Turner

Oh dear, Bob getting bored again. Trouble is, it's hard to slap down some-one that is SOOOOOO old, so I suppose we have to tolerate these outburst sometimes!

Don't be too hard on him John. When you get go his age you can only watch Ylvis on YouTube so many times before attention wanders....

[bauble]

Originally Posted by Mike Bell

Don't be too hard on him John. When you get go his age you can only watch Ylvis on YouTube so many times before attention wanders....

These posts simply illustrate what I said at the start, personal insult and common abuse is all too prevalent here, what have I done to deserve such comments?

I am shocked by some of these replies to what was a perfectly innocent topic,

Disgusted of Luton.

PS; I'll see you two at playtime, me and a few of the boys.

[Aysedasi]

Ah....

Luton.

That explains everything then.

[bauble]

Originally Posted by Aysedasi

Ah....

Luton.

That explains everything then.

Too right!

[bauble]

Originally Posted by rwintle

Does this topic have anything to do with the Grid Girls thread?

I must apologise to John and Mike, I have only just caught on to this one, OK so I am getting old.

[Aysedasi]

It's living in Luton that does it......

[DAVID PATERSON]

Noses are like ears, they never stop growing, so if you've got a big one already, you're hardly going to look forward to old age...

[John Turner]

If this thread of nothingness is an attempt to nose ahead of the other lighthearted thread, Bob, it has failed by 6 grid girls and the country mile!

[bauble]

Originally Posted by John Turner

If this thread of nothingness is an attempt to nose ahead of the other lighthearted thread, Bob, it has failed by 6 grid girls and the country mile!

John even a biased old bigot like yourself must agree that Delta's thingy does get somewhat heavy on occasion,whereas my sole aim in life is to provide a little light refreshment to the weary souls who have so little left to live for that they spend most of their waking hours logged on to the Historic thread, discussing heating allowances, French taxes, hypothetical seasons yet to come, and boasting about past misdemeanours, and the quality of something called 'Larkins'.

Now we can simply see them all as basket cases, or we can do the decent thing and try to bring a ray of sunshine into their humdrum lives, and raise them from the bed of sloth, and help them make something of their old age.

I expect no payment for my endeavours, and have little hope of any praise for my selfless actions, however, being of sound mind and dodgy finances, I feel a 'call' to stand up and be counted amongst the 'Nice People' of this community.

Should I be condemned for my efforts - so be it - at least I shall rest content in the knowledge that: I TRIED.

St.Bauble.

[Aysedasi]

Good man.

[John Turner]

Originally Posted by John Turner

If this thread of nothingness is an attempt to nose ahead of the other lighthearted thread, Bob, it has failed by 6 grid girls and the country mile!

Nose, grid girls, etc:! Sorry should have put a few after it!

[Mike Bell]

Well, the GT forum how has a thread on Lego, and a lot of the F1 threads make me laugh, so can't see anything wrong on here! This one could be used to post pics of favourite historic race car noses, even, like Bob's 250F pic on F1 thread...

[bauble]

Originally Posted by Mike Bell

Well, the GT forum how has a thread on Lego, and a lot of the F1 threads make me laugh, so can't see anything wrong on here! This one could be used to post pics of favourite historic race car noses, even, like Bob's 250F pic on F1 thread...

So Mr Bell admits to viewing the F1 thread, gracious me!!!

Seriously Mike it is good to get a little support (like a dwarfs Y fronts), when under attack from frosty old moderators.

PS; I have a lot of pictures of 250F's.

[Tim Falce]

Originally Posted by John Turner

If this thread of nothingness is an attempt to nose ahead of the other lighthearted thread, Bob, it has failed by 6 grid girls and the country mile!

Originally Posted by bauble

John even a biased old bigot like yourself must agree that Delta's thingy does get somewhat heavy on occasion,whereas my sole aim in life is to provide a little light refreshment to the weary souls who have so little left to live for that they spend most of their waking hours logged on to the Historic thread, discussing heating allowances, French taxes, hypothetical seasons yet to come, and boasting about past misdemeanours, and the quality of something called 'Larkins'.

Now we can simply see them all as basket cases, or we can do the decent thing and try to bring a ray of sunshine into their humdrum lives, and raise them from the bed of sloth, and help them make something of their old age.

I expect no payment for my endeavours, and have little hope of any praise for my selfless actions, however, being of sound mind and dodgy finances, I feel a 'call' to stand up and be counted amongst the 'Nice People' of this community.

Should I be condemned for my efforts - so be it - at least I shall rest content in the knowledge that: I TRIED.

St.Bauble.

Bauble, I think Parc Ferme is the place you need if you wish to constantly regale us with various lighthearted tales of life the universe and everything and keep Historic racing for errr, historic racing subjects. One diverting thread here is possibly enough.
Would I be correct in thinking your real name is Bob Bull, if so, how's the Morgan forum going?

[rwintle]

I'm very confused. But I have been through Luton on a coach. Twice.

[Alan Raine]

Originally Posted by Mike Bell

Well, the GT forum how has a thread on Lego, and a lot of the F1 threads make me laugh, so can't see anything wrong on here! This one could be used to post pics of favourite historic race car noses, even, like Bob's 250F pic on F1 thread...

My nose was somewhat battered after this adventure

[Clive Brown]

Originally Posted by rwintle

I have been through Luton on a coach. Twice.

Yeah, I know. Once to get in, and once to get out.

Second trip was better....

[bauble]

Originally Posted by Tim Falce

Bauble, I think Parc Ferme is the place you need if you wish to constantly regale us with various lighthearted tales of life the universe and everything and keep Historic racing for errr, historic racing subjects. One diverting thread here is possibly enough.
Would I be correct in thinking your real name is Bob Bull, if so, how's the Morgan forum going?

There could well be merit in your recommendation Tim, I have had to leave forums before because of my style, which can upset serious minded types, especially moderators. I think my self lucky that Mr Turner has not suspended my licence before now, I am sure his legendary patience has been tried to the limit. ( In truth I regard John as a good friend.).
BHP? They seem to tolerate me despite my complete lack of any Morgan connection. I find them to be jolly nice bunch of people.

Maybe Historic Racing is not an appropriate vehicle to be silly on, however, there are many serious threads for the dedicated member to indulge their love of old cars, but Parc Ferme? To much competition for me.

I always welcome people's views on anything I post, so if anybody else wishes to hurl invective, abuse or money my way, please feel free.

[Aysedasi]

Originally Posted by rwintle

I'm very confused. But I have been through Luton on a coach. Twice.

But you got better?

[Aysedasi]

Originally Posted by bauble

I always welcome people's views on anything I post, so if anybody else wishes to hurl invective, abuse or money my way, please feel free.

Invective and abuse, can do. As for the other, no chance.....