The Ten-Tenths Champ Car Fantasy Grid: Laguna Seca

[Liz]

Apparently this was the usual snoozefest -- nobody got any extra points and nobody's team completely crashed out!

Standings at Laguna Seca:

1. Omar's Doomed Warriors 33
* Team of Audacious Brazilians 33
2. DBR Racing 32
* Crusta Racing 32
* EMS Racing 32
* Mon-Toyota Racing 32
* Team G-Strings and Tassels 32
3. Dawn Racing 26
* Team Wrex 26
4. Hesketh Racing 25
* Karma Racing 25
* Team Vince 25
5. Team Domaza 24
6. Revcounter Racing 23
* Team GoFaster 23
* Domenech Racing 23
7. Samba Boyz 21
* Seven Grain Motorsports 21
8. ILP Racing 20
9. MadCow Racing 17
* Senna12 Racing 17
* Team Phishheads 17
10. Crooks Motorsport 16
11. PaulWontCrash 14
* Team Hertford 14
* Team Hustler Magazine 14
12. EuroJADS Racing 13
13. Maple City Racing 11
* Team BAM Sports 11
* Team Bastrad Fast 11
* Team Tanalized Timber 11
14. Fry Cook Motorsport 10
* Last Minute Racing 10
* Team Aggression Maximisation 10
15. Firestorm Racing 9
* Mud Hut Racing 9
16. Pineapple Racing 1

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Standings to Date

1. Crooks Motorsport 142
2. Team GoFaster 130
3. Seven Grain Motorsport 127
4. Team Domaza 124
5. MadCow Racing 119
* Senna12 Racing 119
6. Team Vince 113
7. Crusta Racing 111
* EMS Racing 111
8. Maple City Racing 110
9. Karma Racing 108
10. EuroJADS Racing 105
11. Mud Hut Racing 103
12. ILP Racing 101
13. Team Aggression Maximisation 100
14. Mon-Toyota Racing 99
* Team G-Strings & Tassels 99
15. Samba Boyz 97
16. Hesketh Racing 96
17. DBR Team International 95
18. Team of Audacious Brazilians 92
19. Team Hertford 92
20. Omar's Doomed Warriors 91
21. Last Minute Racing 87
22. Firestorm Racing 81
* Team Wrex 81
23. Team Tanalized Timber 80
24. Revcounter Racing 79
25. Team BAM Sports 76
* Team Bastrad Fast 76
* PaulWontCrash 76
* Team Hustler Magazine 76
26. Team Phishheads 75
37. Dawn Racing 57
38. Fry Cook Motorsport 45
39. Domenech Racing* 41
40. Pineapple Racing 17

*Late Entrant

Portland to follow shortly. Spreadsheets available on request.

[Jordi]

Domenech Racing

Well, we're picking'em one by one. Really, just one, we picked...

Welcome back Liz! Will you send me the Villeneuve book pages or have you sent them already!? Thanks either way!!

Jordi

[mac]

PINEAPPLE RACING FINDS CARS!

Pineapple Racing have found the lost cars of Oriol Servia.

The cars were found in the garage of Pineapple Racing team owner, mac's brother.

It is believed mac's brother had been using the cars for illegal street racing purposes in Sydney's Western Suburbs.

mac's brother had the following to say on the matter:

"I saw that Stallone movie and that got me thinking. So I just took em. I blasted everyone. Although, a couple of times I would get off the line and be miles ahead of the other car and the engine would just stop. Sometimes the gearbox would as well. It was pretty embarassing having a Holden Commodore go past me."

mac had the following to say on the situation:

"We are looking into the engine and gearbox problems that hampered my brother's illegal street racing efforts in Western Sydney over the past month or so. We expect to find and repair the problems for Chicago."

This is fantastic news for the Pineapple Racing team who are still sucking miles behind everyone in the championship.

Upon receiving the news that his cars had been found, team driver Oriol Servia had the following to say via mobile phone from a Catalan pub:

"What ****ing cars?"

Pineapple will employ a doctor over the next few days to evaluate whether Servia is too drunk to be permitted to drive in the remainder of the CART season.

Pineapple would also like to welcome back Boss Liz from her well-earned break. The team would also like to state that Boss Liz is the best boss in the World and she runs this series better than anyone could ever dream of doing. In fact, everyone at Pineapple Racing loves her. (This is not a pathetic attempt to get Liz to feel sorry for us because we suck and give us extra points because we are so far behind)

P. Dribbler
Chief Media Liason Officer
Pineapple Racing

[Liz]

Jordi, I will send those pages out tomorrow. I just got the e-mail with your address tonight!

[StuiE]

CROOKS MOTORSPORT'S WORST RESULT!

Team Manager Stu puts it down to Micheal Andretti, his latest results, and his qualifying results are just not up to scratch. Tora had a good weekend, until he lost it and Michel just kept it on the track, while goin a close to decent speed.

Alain Menu
Press Officer

[Jordi]

Thanks a lot Liz!