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Good to see an episode of Allo Allo on tv tonight, after the sad death of Gordon Kaye recently. I'm waiting for reference to the painting of 'The fallen Madonna with the Big Boobies'......... |
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Watched the pilot episode the other night. They called it the "Reclining Maddonna with the Big Boobies".
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I thought I'd tell you why Midget man for £4 and undercut Peter because I could do with the work. But then I realised that there is more money to be made selling the TV rights so as Bernie is now on the dole I thought he could set up the deal, pay hush money to Peter, all on a dodgy German bank's money. So if you want to find out the real story Bauble, you'll find Peter is either bought off or propping up the Luton Bypass.
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Bauble, I couldn't possibly comment pending the Hollywood film due out featuring a major porn star in the lead role. TV rights will follow of course, we're planning a 3 part mini-series.
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A bauble, officially described as a small trinket!
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Temp has dropped to -1 C outside, wind is bitter and the w/shop space heater gas ran out. So I came home hoping for some brain stimulating conversational posts on here to warm up the grey cells.
And what do I find.........? Someone less benevolent would suggest perhaps that the 'lunatics have taken over the asylum' |
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Really? You came to Tea Break for sensible conversation? How quaint :-)
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A randy young fella named Viva,
Booked a date with an entrancing diva, In the back of a van, Aimed to impress as a man.. But got impaled on a stiff gear lever. The lady was none too impressed, With this chap and his tattered string vest, She chuckled just once, At his abandoned Y-fronts, And suggested first gear was best. |
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Mike do you think that Ross Brawn is the right chap to be directing the future of Formula 1 now that Bernie has been ousted?
Would you agree with President Trump that torture is a good thing? Have you any ideas on what plans the Prime Minister has for a Brexit strategy? Should all historic cars be fitted with rubber bumpers to limit damage in the event of an accident? I would value your opinion on these matters if you can spare the time to give them due consideration. Now, Max! What were we talking about? |
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Thank you bauble. Not for your attempt to stimulate conversation, but for your ditty. I'm now utilising the old grey matter in an attempt to find a better match for 'once' than 'y-fronts'!
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Why Mike, the word that sums us all up at times:
DUNCE! Sent from my SM-G900F using Tapatalk |
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A first time lover who we all know as Viva GT. Went on a date with a well know local sweetie. With a couple of savage grunts, She ripped of his stained Y-fronts What happened next is unknown even by me. We can guess he cowered in fear, When she whispered in his ear, If you want sex, What comes next, Can only involve this stick for the gear. |
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First one was better.
Moving on, with everything outside white and frosty again this morning, it amused me to hear a weather forecaster announcing that we would be 'scraping the ice from our windscreens' again. Not around here, we won't! The technique is to come out of the house in dressing gown and slippers, start the car, switch all the heating and demist stuff, on, then go back in for brekkie, ablutions or whatever. 30 minutes later, when time to go, car is warm and ice has gone........... Apart from fact that I thought it was illegal to leave an engine running (when not in command of a car) in a public place, how much fuel does it use, and what about pollution???? Glad I don't make or sell de-icer for a living- I'd be broke! |
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