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Classic Caption Competition
I have received this picture from an 'outside source' with the suggestion that it would make a good caption competition, endorsed by the subject I understand.
I take no credit/blame for any resultant libel proceedings' Have at It! |
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"And if you break it before I get to drive it...."
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You say the stereo is playing "If I had a hammer" then… Let me see!"
or I dont want to hammer you but this is poor driving! Last edited by Gerard C; 1 Aug 2017 at 18:09. |
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In case of driver malfunction, the re set button is situated on the back of the scull. A tap with a blunt object usually does the trick.
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The God of War drove out one day
He raced his favourite filly "I'M THOR!" he cried The car replied "You forgot your pillowth, thilly" |
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"If I can't fix it with this then it must be an electrical problem!"
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I've know a version of that rhyme for years which always sprang to mind when I used my copper/hide mallet.
The none I know goes: The Thunder God went for a ride upon his favourite filly, "I'm Thor" he cried the horse replied "Use a thaddle thilly!" |
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I wondered when the term 'mallet' would come up.
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I confess....an unashamed plagiarism of an old rhyme but I couldn't resist, given the brand name of the hammer.
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Sad lack of imagination here ..... why is that silly beggar taking my photograph?
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En tous cas Robert… as being a Gordini team fan dont you think the "tonneau" should be bleu-blanc-rouge and not red-white-blue… This moves me upside down!! May be you're in need of some aspirin …*
As to the first pic, I thought you can remove any auction object after the hammer is down… not before! Or may be we have found the ultimate demist system No pics from the bbq party? Chocking! Greasy lens can't be an acceptable excuse. |
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Jeez, if you look that miserable when you're enjoying yourself........
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